Nyles Kendrick Armani Armstrong, 44, insists on using all four of his names because, as he puts it, that’s how legends roll. A self-described international businessman, Nyles runs his enterprise from his mom’s basement (she brings him sandwiches during important calls).
Rocking a Bluetooth earpiece that hasn’t worked since 2017 and wearing sunglasses indoors (because deals never sleep), Nyles pitches everything from fake luxury watches to exclusive VIP investments in alpaca farms. He throws around phrases like "
synergy matrix and leveraging global assets, but couldn’t leverage a chair without tipping over.
Nyles is convinced he’s destined for greatness—he’s just waiting on that one big score…or his mom to upgrade the Wi-Fi.
